Police Chief? Here's a tip

The Mayor is going to be selecting a new Police Chief in the next couple of weeks and we here at Concern Vliet would like to give good 'ole Bobby Cakes a few ideas for his important selection. First, make sure the new police head can coach football. Yes, coach the Watervliet High football team. How great would that be, huh? Whats that they say, "Kill 2 birds with 1 stone." The high school team is no longer a force in section 2 football. All the good ole boys from Vliet teams past moved out of the city and started family elsewhere and the, well players now ain't that good as they were before. And hey look, thats the same dilemma the City poilce is in. I can see it now, a police chief that can manage a 2 minute drill and a football coach who can give directions on the next hooker(a plague in the city now) bust from the coaches box at the high school.